Zander "Z" Parrish, Entertainment Writer

Have you ever woke up one day and thought, “Are we living in a simulation? Is this all real or fake? Am I a living videogame?” Well, if yes, your questions will be answered today.

My name is Felix and I am the one who discovered….the Glitch in Reality!

I woke up one Saturday morning, and then I did the usual stuff: eat breakfast, play video games, blah blah blah…

But then, I heard a knock on the door, so I went to go check it out.

What I saw will traumatize me to this day.

When I opened the door, there was this huge glitchy mess in the shape of a human! All it did was wave and then turned to walk away.

I stood there, watching.

Then, the glitchy mess blew up.